June 26, 2006

Hey, I’ve got an IKEA

ikea.jpgHello all. Here I type in my previous post that nobody is blogging, and I haven’t posted anything since then.

So what did I do today? Headed out to the semi-new IKEA store in Frisco, Texas. It has actually been around for about a year or so, but I have already been to the one in Chicago, so it was no big deal. My wife, on the other hand, had never been to one. So off we went on the 20 mile trek to the 310,000 sq. ft. behemoth.

For those that have never heard of or have never been to an IKEA, it is a home “stuff” megastore. They sell everything from self assembly furniture, to kitchenware, to bathware, to bedware, to livingroomware….are those last two even words? Well, you get the idea. Not only that, but they also have a free daycare center with a lot of jungle gyms and such to keep the little ones busy. Finally, they have a nice little cafeteria style restaurant that sells everything from salmon and swedish meatballs, to a Texas favorite; chicken fried steak.

In a word…or three…I was bored. I really don’t like shopping at all, especially if I don’t have the money to buy anything. I’ll have to admit, though, that they do have a HUGE selection of everything you can think of for the house. And VERY reasonable prices. They are like the Walmart of the “furniture/Bed Bath & Beyond/Pier 1 Imports/Luby’s Cafeteria” world. Now, if I did have a Mastercard with an open credit line of 10,000 dollars or more, I would probably have had a heyday there. Definitely the place to go if you are looking to make some changes to your home.

As it was (see no Mastercard with 10,000 dollars) I would have rather sat at home staring at the latest installment of “Dog the Bounty Hunter.” And I hate that show. Sure, it’s a nice store, but it’s like going to Starbucks and realizing they raised the price of their Cafe Latte Grande to 50 dollars. Not enough of the green stuff.

My wife actually bought a couple items that she needed, but all told, she spent just under 40 dollars. With that, she was able to nab a rolling aluminum type clothes hanging thing, 2 different sized frying pans, 5 dish towels, and a nice kettle for the stove. Not too bad of a deal. By the way, they sell the best drinking glasses if you ever need some. Solid heavy base; just the right size, and very cheap. It sounds like I am a walking commercial, doesn’t it.

In closing, IKEA is a cool store and as I said before, the selection is huge and the prices are good, though I think I will stick to Super Target for most of my multiple shopping needs. They have all the “special” items I need, and groceries on the side. As a plus, they have that nice red bullseye decor, and that goofy looking dog.

Well, that’s my post for probably the whole week, so I hope all 3 of my regular readers enjoyed it. :-) I will be quite busy for the next 3 to 5 days. I won’t get into the details, because it’s a personal matter. I will try to sneak something in if I can find the time. If not, you can always count down the final hours on my Superman clock. I won’t be on to see it count down the final seconds, so maybe somebody can let me know if it explodes or something exciting like that. :-)

Everyone have a great week!!

June 23, 2006

Oh where, oh where, have my little blogs gone…..

question.jpgSo hey, where is everyone? I first started this blog back in March. When I started, and when I started reading blogs, people were posting daily. What happened? People that used to post daily now post every other day or sometimes longer. My brother Joe? He hasn’t posted anything since May 30th. I worry about that a little bit, because when he used to own the domain playoneontv.com, he started slowing down and eventually quit for awhile. Long enough, anyway, to lose the domain.

I know it’s summer and people are busy, but is that really the reason why? Is it from lack of anything interesting to say? That seems to be my problem. I have a lot going on in my life, and I am very preoccupied at the moment. I look back at some of my recent posts, and then view some of my posts when I first started, and it’s like I’m reading two different blogs. I use preoccupatioin as my excuse anyway. :-)

All I know is I used to scan a good many blogs on a regular basis, and for some reason, everyone has slowed down. Listen people, I know you have to eat and take care of the family and all, but priorities here. First blog, then change the babies diaper. Constipated? Blog, then take the Exlax. Late for work? Call in sick and blog. House on fire? Take the laptop outside, wait for the fire department, and blog. The antichrist knocks on your door? Tell Damien to take a number (not 666) and you’ll be with him as soon as you blog. You get the idea. :-)

Of course, this is all in jest, and I know that many of you are involved in spending quality time with your friends and families. And yes, some of you have jobs where you work all day and may be just too tired to write anything. I just miss you all. :-( But I do understand.

I used to post daily. Now I am lucky to post once every 3 or 4 days. Again, a lot going on here, but it seems I spend more time looking at other blogs and commenting than I do working on my own. Soon, as you know Diane J, I’ll have lots of time to blog. Too much time probably. I’ll be a posting fool soon. :-) Until then, I’ll put up with everyones lack of posting if you’ll put up with mine.

Just don’t stay gone too long. Daddy worries about his little blogger kids. :-)

June 21, 2006

It’s the most sweatiest time of the year……

dog_ears.jpgWelcome to June 21st; better known as the summer solstice. Today is the official start of summer time, and it’s also the longest day of the year.

As far as I am concerned, summer has been here for quite awhile, having spent this past month or so with highs mostly in the upper 90s and even a few low 100s. It kind of makes me wonder what is in store for the rest of the summer. In August, our average highs are around 98 degrees, so does that mean we are in for an August of triple digit heat?

Let’s face it…it’s going to be hot and miserable for most of us. Well, at least for most of us who live from Kansas on south. So what can we do to beat the heat? You can’t very well walk around naked. Well, you can, if you enjoy sharing a jail cell with a big biker gang type guy who thinks you have a pretty face. The experts say the usual; drink plenty of fluids, avoid long periods in the sun, try to stay in an air conditioned environment, etc.

I have an idea. Why doesn’t someone come up with a portable air conditioning system? I’m not talking about some gizmo from the Sharper Image that claims to lower the surrounding air by as much as 15 degrees. I’m talking an actual portable lightweight condenser that you can wear casually, just as you would wear your favorite pair of Crocs.

In this day and age of high tech, you would think someone would have come up with something like that. We have IPods and cellphones, both of which will let you play your favorite ABBA song. We have bluetooth headsets to go along with said cellphones, which make you appear to be some lunitic that enjoys talking to yourself. We have cars with onboard computers that give you audible directions to your favorite strip club. We even have GPS devices that will let you know exactly what lattitude and longitude you are at. (strictly for geeks.) Yet nobody has come up with a portable air conditioner?

Think of how an invention like that will make life so much easier. Road construction will be completed that much sooner, for example. No more sitting there in your car, complaining because they have 2 miles of the left lane closed while every single worker you see is sitting under a tree. No more having to see the unsightly 350 lb. man mowing his lawn shirtless with sweat dripping out of every pore of his being. People that transfer your luggage at the airport for a living will actually make an attempt to accomplish that task in a timely manner. :-)

So that’s my next major project. If no one else will do it, then I will give it a shot. Not only will such a device make me cooler, but it will make me rich. And if anyone has an idea on how to even start to make such a device, I will go 70/30 in with you. Okay….60/40. Hey, it was my idea.

I know such a device sounds interesting to many of you. If you feel you could use something like that now, you can always strap a Trane or a Carrier to a wagon, carry around a portable generator, and of course strap a blower to your waist to keep the cool air coming. If that sounds like too much, just give me a couple of decades. I am sure I will come up with something. Even if it means hiring someone to follow you around all day and blow on you.

June 20, 2006

Is it possible to “Love” a “Field”??

logo_dfwint.jpglg.jpegSo, here was my predicament. The mission? To fly Anthony to San Antonio this morning, and be able to return on the same day. Not an easy thing to do, especially as a non revenue, standby employee. My first choice would be to fly him out of Dallas/Ft. Worth International Airport, being I live only 4 miles away from there, and I can also park in employee parking and save a little money. The problem was that with everyone flying these day, every single San Antonio trip going out of DFW was full. Looking back, we couldn’t have made it out on the first flight, but could have made it on the second. The trip home would have had me wait out for two trips before I could have made it back out.

Anthony had this wonderful idea. Why not drive to Dallas Love Field Airport and catch a flight out of there. Being the airline/airport aficionado that he is, he was more aware than I was of what AA flights actually fly out of Love Field.

A little history here, since there are a few of you who may not know about how American ended up having flights at two city airports. It’s called the Wright Amendment. Without going into great detail, it was inacted by congress years ago to push the development of the then new DFW airport, without losing service to passengers wishing to travel out of Love Field. Since then, Southwest Airlines has been pushing to have the Wright Amendment restrictions lifted, where as American Airlines and the DFW Airport have been looking to keep the amendment in place. There was recently an agreement hammered out between Southwest, AA, Dallas, and Fort Worth on what to do with Wright. The plan does have to be repealed by Congress, and the way Congress moves on important matters, it might take awhile. Some people are happy with the new agreement, and some aren’t. That’s life, though.

This post isn’t meant to be a debate. Besides, being that I work for American Airlines, you probably would say I am biased regardless of what my opinion is. :-)

American has 13 AA MD-80s flying from DFW to San Antonio.
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Southwest also has numerous 737’s flying out from Love Field to San Antonio.
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And then little ol’ American Eagle has 4 50 seater RJs flying out of Love Field.
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Given the choice, people are going to want to fly the larger jets. And they obviously do. I can’t speak for Southwest, but it is near to impossible to catch a flight out of DFW to San Antonio. I am sure it is the same way for Southwest. So that leaves me with Eagle. The only reason we have any presence there at Love is for competition reasons, ever since Southwest was allowed to fly to St. Louis and Kansas City.

Indirectly, this little spat between the airlines and the two major cities there greatly assisted me in getting to San Antonio. The Eagle flights were WIDE open. I didn’t relish the fact of having to drive to Love Field, which is 18 miles from where I live, especially during rush hour. So, my son suggested we do what any excited 15 year old airport/airplane lover would do. “Let’s leave here at 5:15 am for our 7:45 flight. It actually didn’t sound like a bad idea, being that anytime after 6:00am, it can become bumper to bumper just trying to get to that airport, since it is in such close proximately to downtown Dallas. We arrived there with a good 2 hours before our flight left. I also didn’t relish not only paying for parking, but knowing I had a 3 hour layover once I got to San Antonio.

Once there this morning, I just sat, thinking about how long my day was going to be, and how it would have taken just as long just to drive, with the advantage of having my Barry CD’s with me. :-) Then I call Anthony’s grandma, who was picking him up. It turns out she was already waiting at the airport in San Antonio. I said, “you do know we are still here in Dallas and our flight doesn’t leave for another 30 minutes.” It turns out she has the same “hate” of driving through rush hour traffic too, so she left early for the airport.

That all made it work out well. We got off the plane, I walked over to security, where his grandma was waiting, I said goodbye, have fun, don’t give your relatives any trouble, and I turned right back around and caught the immediate return trip which left in 25 minutes.

In fact, the worse part of the whole trip was having to maneuver the highway traffic on my way home. Nothing like taxi cab vans with report my driving bumper stickers weaving in and out of traffic at 90 miles an hour. When all was said and done, I spent a total of 6 hours going from leaving my front door to entering my front door; a savings of about 4 hours if I would have driven, not to mention the 65 dollars in gas it would have cost me.

Although this Wright Amendment arguement has been going on for some time, it sure worked to my advantage. I had the reassurance that I would have no problem getting there or coming back, and Anthony had the joy of being able to fly out of an airport he has never flown out of before.

There was a little interesting note that happened on the plane. I just happened to notice a gentleman sitting on the plane a couple of seats ahead of us. It turns out that while I was going to San Antonio to drop off my son Anthony, he was a nonrev flying to pick up HIS son Anthony to bring back to Dallas. A weird coincidence.

All in all, it was a short and not too stressful day. In fact, it seems I spent more time today driving around trying to find a liquor store that sold Bailey’s Irish Creme. For sinful cities like DFW, they sure do lack any places that don’t sell anything other than beer and wine coolers. Too many dry counties here. I gave up after driving around for 45 minutes. I guess I have to make a trip to Dallas or Fort Worth city limits. Those are the only places you can get it. Another option, I guess, is I could have called one of those “how’s my driving” bumper stickers on the back of the cabs, complained, and then asked, “where can a guy get a drink around here?” :-)

June 18, 2006

My Happy Father’s Day

I received a card from Anthony about 1 week ago. He was so excited about buying it, that he had to give it to me that night. It was a Superman Card. He obviously reads my blog. :-)

Then, my wife Judy said she had a special card for me tonight. Let’s just say, it was a pleasant surprise. The following picture was inside the card.

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And here is the actual outside and inside of the card.

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Sorry the inside of the card is cut off, but you get the gist of it. That is Miko’s paw print that Judy did. I thought it was such a unique idea. I never thought of that as a Father’s Day gift. It felt just as good receiving this one as the one I received from my son. This is the one that Anthony gave me.

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Yes, I have a unique and loving family. Father’s Day cards with my two favorite things; Superman, and my dog, Miko. :-)

June 16, 2006

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, DAD!!

dadandmom.jpgAnother Father’s Day is upon us. I would like to tell you about the most wonderful Dad a person could ask for. (No, I’m not talking about myself.) :-) That’s my Dad to the right, with my Mom, in a picture taken in Las Vegas.

My Dad’s name is Sidney Malcolm Goodwin. Depending on who you are, would depend on what you would call him. To my Mom, his family, and her family, he is Mac. To all his friends, for the most part, he is Sid. He has always been a good Dad, and that transfered over to him being a wonderful grandpa.

My Dad has had a life of ups and downs. To him, it wouldn’t really appear that way, but we see it when we look at his past. His family grew up very poor. When he was a young child, there was a time that they had to live in a bus that was parked on a friend’s farm. He, being young, didn’t view it that way, but can see it now. He did have his moments, though. There was a day when he was playing around on the bus. He released the emergency brake, and it started rolling down the hill. He recounts how my Grandpa had to run barefoot through a field of stickers and burrs to catch up to the bus and stop it. Scary back then, but a funny story to hear it now. Eventually, they moved into a small house, and things got better. wedding.jpg

Dad grew up as normal as any child could. He learned to play the drums in school, and eventually became a drummer in the navy. He had the honor of playing for John F. Kennedy at the dedication of OHare International Airport in Chicago. While also in the Navy, he met my Mom while stationed on Guam. A letter writing campaign began, and they married in the early 60s. He moved with my Mom to St. Louis where yours truly, my brother Joe, and my sister Nancy were born. We lived there two years, and eventually ended up in Oklahoma City, where my sister Jane was born, and where he got a job as an accountant for Kerr McGee Corporation.

His career took him far, but his drum career was always a staple in his life. He played for a local bad called the Red Rice Band, and later for a band called The Al Goode Orchestra. He can play just about any type of music, but jazz is his favorite. He has played for Jerry Van Dyke, and in one of his proudest moments, got a chance to play with Gladys Knight and the Pips. They were in town for a concert, and their drummer got sick. Somehow, word got out on how good Dad was, and they asked him to fill in for the concert. He was great, I hear, and that was only with one rehearsal. He was not a big Gladys Knight fan, but that was how good of a drummer he was. He can pick up the beat of a song like it was nothing.

After retiring from Kerr Mcgee, he went to work as an accountant for Sonic Drive Thru’s corporate headquarters. He jokes that he was hired when they found out he was a drummer. The corporate band, led by the CEO, was in need of a drummer. He may have been right. :-) That “gig” has taken him to Las Vegas and to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, for a battle of the corporate bands competition.mikeanddad.jpg

These days he spends watching all the young grandkids during the week. My sisters pay him for it, but less than what they would pay for regular daycare. He does it to help them out and because he enjoys it. They have someone they trust watching the kids, and someone who really enjoys spending his days with the grandkids. He still plays the drums on Saturdays. He has a little thing at a place called Ingrid’s Kitchen in Oklahoma City. He has done it for years, and enjoys all the older couples coming in to dance to the old jazzy tunes. :-) He also still plays occasionally for the Al Goode Orchestra.

My Dad is the most caring person, and just loves his family. He would do anything for anyone. Both he and my Mom live for their kids and grandkids. They were never the type that “couldn’t wait” for the kids to move out. We all talk almost every night, to this day. You could never find more loving people if you searched the world twice over.

As usual, this post is a little early, because of my work schedule and all, but it doesn’t make it any less important or meaningful to me.

So, this post is for you Dad. You have helped me become the man I am today, and I thank you for it. I only hope I can continue to be the kind of Dad to Anthony that you are to me. And don’t worry. I am not including any poems or anything like that like I did for Mother’s Day. Just a simple, “I love you” and “Happy Father’s Day.”

June 13, 2006

Going to retrieve a certain kid of mine

OKC.jpgI am off for yet another 210 mile drive back to Oklahoma City. Time to pick up Anthony. This week, OKC. Next week, San Antonio. As usual, the flights are full, so driving I must do. It kind of stinks to have free flight benefits at work and you can’t even use them because the planes are so full. Then again, it’s good for business, so I’ll have a job to come home to. :-)

Anyway, this blog will be inactive for a couple of days, in case anyone is interested. This will give me a chance to ask my brother why he hasn’t posted anything in his blog since May 30th. :-) He is actually a very busy and active person, and I’m surprised he has any time to post anything. I just have to keep him from getting too busy. That happened long ago when he owned the actual domain “playoneontv.com.” He let it go and lost it to some company holding it for an 80 dollar ransom. Not to mention, my blog runs on his server, and I would hate to try to find another one to transfer all this over to. I’m so selfish. :-)

Everyone have a good couple of days, and I will see you all soon……..

Mikeylikey signing off and leaving……at 5:10 am, no less, and Anthony is not even with me to force me to go this early. :-)

June 12, 2006

Superheroes galore

I have always been a fan of the comics. In fact, my brother Joe and I had one of the most complete comic book collections in our neighboorhood. Heck, probably all of Oklahoma.

We kept separate collections, with some superdudes that he read, and the ones that I enjoyed. You would be surprised that as a child and young teen, I did not collect any Superman comics. Part of that is probably because Superman had already hit the big screen in 1978, and to me, it just blew comic books away. So I collected either the ones that I really enjoyed, or the ones that just had cheesy television versions.

My collection consisted of “The Amazing Spiderman,” “The Incredible Hulk,” “The Avengers,” “Thor,” and various “What if…” series of comics. I can’t recall all that Joe collected, but I know a big one of his was “The Fantastic Four.” Both of us collected mainly Marvel Comics, and very few, if any DC comics. I’m talking every single issue that hit the newsstands.

Then, tragedy struck. We were moving to Guam, so we shipped a lot of stuff ahead of time, including our comics. Unfortunately, our little cousins found them, read them, left them out, and a typhoon struck and ruined most of them. That was the blow and end to our comic book collecting.

Now, though, I get to see them in real life. :-) The big screen!! I’ve enjoyed all incarnations onto the big screen of all the heros so far, with the exception of the Hulk. I rather liked the old Bill Bixby, Lou Ferrigno television show much better. To see my old friend Spiderman come to life in 2 motion pictures with cool special effects was, well, amazing, for lack of a better word. Didn’t read the XMen, but did enjoy the first and second movie, and will probably enjoy the third. Liked the Fantastic Four, and of course Superman. Hence, I await 15 more days to see the man in blue tights. June 15th of next year? Fantastic Four 2. Spiderman 3? May 4th. Ghostrider? February 16th. My blog will be filled with countdown clocks next year. :-)

Yes, the movies are good, and with the special effects these days, it’s amazing how they bring the heros to life. Still, though, sometimes I miss the old comic books. Not because a lot of them were rare, or that my collection was so huge. I miss them because they told good stories. A comic book series can go so much more into a character than a 2 hour movie. The art was terrific, and it still left a little for the imagination. You would read a comic, and picture the action in your mind. Kind of like using your imagination to make it come to life. Sometimes what you see on the big screen is how you imagined it in your mind. Most of the time, not.

At my current age, I’ll settle for the movies now. I still sit there, though, dissappointed on how they drift away from how the characters were in the comics. i.e. The hulk grunting, instead of talking; Spidey actually shooting web out of his wrists as opposed to Peter Parker, science major in the comics, coming up with his own web formulation to use. Marvel movies tend to do this, while DC seems to stay true to form, at least in the movies. The television show Smallville has so many twists on the original, you don’t how how Clark made it out of Kansas.

So bring on the hero movies. It’s nice to escape into a fantasy world now and then. There is so much hatred and violence in the world, that it’s nice to see a movie about an unstoppable good guy.

Finally, it IS all fantasy. Real life does have its heros. They may not be Super, but some people still have the drive for Truth and Justice. They make the world a better place. I just wish I had the powers of just one of these characters. I would make the world I live in even THAT much better. :-)

June 11, 2006

They all grow up so fast…..

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My sister Jane just sent me these pictures tonight. Sorry they are kind of small. Her only connection to the internet is through her TMobile, so I am guessing she somehow sent them through it. She is always asking me when Anthony will be there, because she likes to take all the kids to the studio to get pictures taken. As some of you know, Anthony has been in OKC for 2 weeks visiting everyone. It surprised me when these showed up in my inbox. I’m not even sure when she had them taken. I’m really surprised that Anthony didn’t say anything to me about them. He has a hard time keeping secrets. :-) Anthony is only 15, and Matt is the second youngest. He’s about 3 years behind Anthony, but Anthony looks like such a young man compared to his little cousins. I just thought I would share them with everyone because I am so proud of all of them.

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Okay. I had to post these also. Nanny just now sent them to my inbox. She said this is the reason it took over an hour to get the shots. She calls them the “outtakes.” :-)

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June 10, 2006

Dr. Pepper will see you now……

Big Dr Pepper Shelf.jpgHappy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, dear Dr…….you can finish the rest. :-) Yes, Doctor Pepper is officially 115 years old today. Technically, it is 121 years old, but that was when it was first “discovered.” As with most cola’s it seems, it was formulated by a doctor or in this case, a pharmacist. By the time it came into mass production is where you lose the 6 years.

So let’s celebrate. Let’s all head down to Dublin, Texas. It’s only about 108 miles southwest of Dallas/Ft. Worth. What’s so special about buying Dr. Pepper in Dublin? It is the oldest Dr. Pepper bottling plant in the world. Another distinction is it’s one of the only, if not the only, Dr. Pepper bottler that still uses pure cane sugar for it’s Dr. Pepper, not the high fructose corn syrup that most bottlers use. There are other bottlers around the country that bottle Coca-Cola and such with real sugar, but as far as the good Dr. goes, Dublin is about the only place you can get it. They’ll even let you order it online. It is so popular, that there is an American Airlines pilot who lives in Hawaii, who flies back here to Texas, rents a car, and drives there with empty bottles, which they will fill, just to bring it back home. That’s soda dedication.

I personally have never cared for Dr. Pepper, whether it is made with real sugar or not. Their new commercials say it’s made with 23 different flavors. When I drink it, it just has one flavor to me. Carbonated Prune Juice. :-) Then again, I have never tried Dr. Pepper with pure cane sugar, so who knows?

Any regular reader knows that Pepsi was always my drink of choice. Anyone know a bottler that makes it with real sugar? Now that is something I would like to try. Other than that, I don’t even drink Pepsi anymore. :-( It’s part of my lose weight strategy. Diet 7-up with Splenda for me now.

If you are a Dr. Pepper fan, though, this link will take you right to their order page. Order it, give it a try, and get back to me. If it really is that good and that different than your local Dr. Pepper, then I might be willing to give it a shot. :-) Other than that, I’ll just stick to my 7-UP.

June 9, 2006

able to leap Big Ben in a single bound

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My clock is fixed!! Counting down to June 28th. Nothing a little red kryptonite and some Super HTML couldn’t fix. :-)

I lost til I could lose no more…..

wellSuppliesHome_DiagnosticsScalesAllSalter_Professional_Bathroom_Scale_2001-resized200.jpgI believe I’ve reached my plateau when it comes to my weight loss. As many of you know, once in my long life I weighed a healthy 330 lbs. For those unlucky enough to miss the pic I posted before, it is in a post called Separated at Birth. I slowly dropped down to around 230, and kept it there. Then, March came along, I took a lot easier job at work, so I figured I better make some changes. I started eating better, stopped Pepsi completely, and worked out somewhat although I do physical work at my job.

Since March, I have been easily dropping pounds. I would check my weight every 2 weeks, and there would always be a change for the better. At last report to you all, I dropped to below 200 lbs. I now weigh 187 lbs. And I have weighed 187 lbs for the last 2 weeks. Like I said, I’ve reached my plateau. So what do I do now? Everyone seems to think 187 is a good weight for me. I am 5′10′’ with a medium build. I think I could do 175, but I guess some changes are in order.

Do I work out more? It is so hard coming home from working in this heat and jumping on a treadmill. Do I just keep where I’m at and be happy? Sounds good too.

I used to wear a 46 inch waist with a 5X shirt at my largest. I now can wear an XL shirt and am just between a 36 and 38 inch waist. I need to decide, because most of my clothes are still 2XL and most of my pants are 40 inches. I walk around looking like I had an accident in my pants. :-)

I don’t want to get to the point where my body starts eating away at my muscle, but because of the work I do, I don’t think that would happen, thanks to all you people who pack 80 and 90 lb bags. :-) And I know muscle weighs more than fat.

My family thinks that this is the best I can probably do, being I’m 39 and all and I have a lot of loose skin from being so heavy at one time.

I guess I should be proud that I am 187. I haven’t weighed that since I was 17. My goal was 175, but 187 may be where I stay.

Any advice from my blog friends? Any idea how to lose another 10 lbs? :-)

June 8, 2006

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Yes friends, it’s summertime. Well, not officially, but it sure feels like it, doesn’t it? What better way to beat the heat than to sit in a pool, if you have one. I don’t, but Malcolm’s Grandma on his Dad’s side does. That’s him above next to his Dad. It kind of reminds me of a scene from Jaws. A little guy, minding his own business in his little raft, and a big ugly creature from the sea comes in for the attack. :-)

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Another good activity is T-Ball. The picture above is Jacob, Jane’s and Brent’s son. It’s his little league team affiliated with his school and this was taken this past weekend. Jacob is the boy second from the left with the chin lifting grin. It’s T-Ball, so everybody gets a trophy. :-) Anthony went to the games and said everyone had a great time, though I don’t envy them having to stand out there in 90 degree heat to watch it. I guess that is part of the job of being a dad/mom/cousin/grandparent/aunt/uncle. :-) Here is a better picture of Jacob receiving his trophy.

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Better yet…….

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just stay inside…….

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and relax with the dog. That’s Malcolm again relaxing with his Grandma’s dog Sophie. I hear she is really good with Malcolm. I guess that is the case if she lets Malcolm use her as a couch.

Yes, lots to do now that summertime is almost upon us. I, personally, seem to work all the time, I have no pool, I can’t hit a baseball to save my life, and if I tried to lay on my dog like Malcolm, I would crush her. So if I can’t do those things, I might as well enjoy watching my nephews do it. :-) Thanks to Photoshop Nanny and Jane for sending me the pics.

June 6, 2006

Bailey could have been in pictures

I thought I would close this non-eventful day of 06/06/06 with a pic of my niece Bailey. This was taken last month. Photoshop Nanny sent it to me.

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The perfect “Damien” look. She could have been in “The Omen.” :-)

Just kidding. She is too much of an angel. I just found this picture funny. Besides, she is my partner on my cereal box. Someone with a grin like that on a box of “Life” could never be anything less than a sweetheart.

June 3, 2006

Tagged….part 2

For the second time in my blogging career, I’ve been tagged, this time courtesy of Cindy. This one looks simple enough. I thought I’d give it a shot. It looks like an A-Z tag.

Accent: With the exception of the occasional “y’all” I have absolutely no accent. In fact, people pretty much describe my voice as a “radio voice.” I could have been a DJ!!

Best Personality Trait: Easy going, I would say. Nothing really bothers me much.

Chore I hate: Anything that has to do with chores. :-) Actually, cleaning the bathroom ranks pretty low on my list of favorite things to do around the house.

Dad’s Name: Sidney. His middle name is Malcolm, so a lot of people call him Mac.

Essential Makeup/Skin Care Products: Hmmmm. Soap? Mascara make me break out.

Favorite Perfume/Cologne: Whatever my sister Nancy buys me. She’s hip to that stuff. Currently, it’s Gio by Armani.

Gold or Silver: Gold, except when it comes to teeth.

Hometown: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Born in St. Louis, raised in OKC.

Interesting fact: I can turn my feet backwards. (See my previous tag)

Job Title: Fleet Service Clerk a.k.a. Baggage handler. It’s kind of like saying “Custodial Engineer.”

Kids: One son, Anthony. 15 years old and a great kid.

Living arrangements: As far as people; Me, Wife, Son, and faithful dog. As far as my humble abode; 2 bd 2 bath 1300 sq. ft apartment.

Mom’s Birthplace: Yap Island in the western Caroline Islands. Approximately 600 miles west of Guam.

Number of apples eaten in the last week: 3, and yes, it did keep the doctor away.

Overnight hospital stays: 3, and it happened to be days when I didn’t eat an apple.

Phobia: Work

Question you ask yourself a lot: Am I really this ugly?

Religion: Catholic

Siblings: 1 Older brother; 2 younger sisters

Time I wake up: Work days, an early 5:10 am. Days off, 7:00 am.

Unnatural hair color: If this is asking me what color I think is unnatural, then it would definately be purple. As far as my own hair? A very natural brown with specks of grey here and there.

Vegetable I refuse to eat: Easy. Lima Beans. Blah!! I was forced to eat them as a child. Traumatized.

Worst habit: Okay. I’ll confess. I smoke. Not a chain smoker, but still a smoker, I’m ashamed to say. Yes, I’ve quit before, and will certainly try again, but currently, a puffer.

Xrays: Enough that I can power a small lightbulb.

Yummy food I make: Cheeseburgers. Ingredients? Visa Check Card, and a restaurant that takes them.

Zodiac sign: I am a fish. Pisces. I wondered what that smell was that always seemed to follow me around.

There it is…my A-Z tag. You now know more about me than some of my closest friends. :-)

2+2=6? Boy, do I feel stupid

homer-doh1.jpgSo there I was, sitting at work today, pondering my last post about good ol’ Damien. Particularly, I was thinking about my calculations of when the next 06/06/06 would appear. It just didn’t sound right, the more I played it back in my head. 1000 years? That can’t be right.

Then it hit me. The next 06/06/06 will actually occur 100 years from now. It’s an “every century” thing. I feel like an idiot. Simple math, and I was actually good at math in school.

This thought occured to me just a mere 2 hours into my shift at work, so I figured there was nothing I could do about it right now. To be honest, I had considered coming home and editing the post to save face, but then I figured I’d fess up. It was another post I could make, in any case. :-) Besides, Charles Hill, being the quite intelligent person that he is, caught it. Good eye, by the way. :-)

So yes, it was a miscalculation on my part. The good news is I don’t have to try to make it 1,000 years now to see the 2nd remake. I now have a much more achievable goal of making it to the age of 139 years old. I’ll still take the vitamins to get me there, but now I can cut out the B Complex supplement.

So go ahead. Have a good laugh at my mistake. I did. That’s why I throw bags for a living instead of a working in a field in physics. I can actually add 2+2, but you’d be lucky to get much more out of me. Considering the subject of the “Omen” post, I could always say the devil made me do it. :-)

June 2, 2006

666 The mark of the bad remake

the omen.jpgIt is quite unusual to have a major motion picture open midweek, unless there is a holiday weekend coming up. It is even more unusual to have a movie open on a Tuesday. Not this coming Tuesday, though. Why? The date: 06/06/06

That’s right; 666; the mark of the beast. What better date to open a movie? Especially a remake of “The Omen.” I wonder what marketing genius came up with that one. This was a remake waiting to happen. The concept was probably thought up years ago, just to coincide with the date. Gotta do it while they can. 06/06/06 won’t come around for another 1000 years.

I have seen bits and pieces of the original. That’s about it. Movies about the devil, possessions, and such, really don’t interest me. I did see The Exorcist, but then again, hasn’t everybody? That movie was creepy and as a bonus, it gave a whole new meaning to sitting down to a hot bowl of pea soup.

The original Omen came out in 1976, followed by something like 2 movie sequels and 1 made for television movie called Omen IV:The Awakening. Didn’t see any of those either. Since I never really saw the original all the way through, and do not plan on seeing the new one, I can’t really comment on if the new one will be better than the original. History says no, and so does the fact that the original had Gregory Peck while his counterpart in the new movie is Liev Schreiber. Not exactly a household name.

What I really want to know is this; where do they find these kids to play these parts? Not only play the parts, but play them well. Just look at the photo above of little Damien. If he isn’t the antichrist, then I don’t know who is. The same goes for Linda Blair a.k.a. Regan MacNeil a.k.a. pea soup girl. She was 14 or so when she played that part. Again, played it very well. A better question: What kind of parent would want their kid to play a part like that? Is fame and fortune for a child or teen that important that they sell their souls, so to speak, to play some form of Beelzebub?

I guess some people will do anything, or have their kids do anything, to get their mug on the big screen. It reminds me of the movie “Pet Cemetery.” There was a little kid who was “resurrected” in the ol’ doggie graveyard, and came back a little devil, no pun intended. His big evil line? To his dad, while holding a knife, or some sharp object, “First I play wiff Mommy, now I’m gonna play wiff uuuuu.” I’ll never forget that line, because it was actually kind of amusing, in a sick way. One year later, I see the same kid, cute as can be, in the box office smash “Kindergarten Cop.” Much more palatable.

I just feel kids shouldn’t be made to play these kinds of parts. Some argue that it’s just a movie, and it is just a little actor memorizing lines, but even though it’s all imaginary, I don’t feel a kid that young is really able to comprehend the part he is really playing. When I was young, I pretended I was Superman, or Thor, or some “hero” like that. These kids are pretending, basically, to be the devil himself, or some form of evil. How is that healthy? Not to mention the fact that they have these kids spew out vulgar statements that would make you cringe. (See Exorcist)

Kid actors should stick to playing roles like Annie, or that Home Alone kid, or simple, cute, or funny parts. Not a seed from the man downstairs who’s head bears a scar resembling Tuesday’s date.

Well, that’s my rant for the week. It’s mainly for lack of anything better to write. :-) So where will I be on 06/06/06? Not at the local cinema. I plan on waiting til I’m 1,039 years old to go and see the 2nd remake. Don’t worry. I’ll be there. I take vitamins. :-)

May 31, 2006

My clock took a hit of Kryptonite

kryptonite.jpgIt’s as if my Superman Returns countdown clock got exposed to green Kryptonite. It’s actually green, as in the color of money, that has made my clock obsolete.

Warner Brothers, in a move to generate possibly even more cash, has moved the premiere of Superman Returns up by two days. If history is correct, it’s probably a good move on their part. A full week of big ticket sales right before the long 4th of July weekend. Not that a movie of this magnatude and anticipation by many would have a difficult time with ticket sales.

But did they even take into consideration my clock? Every second that my countdown clock ticks away, is another second of lies!! It’s now counting down to 2 days after the movie has already been released. If I hadn’t seen the story, I would have missed all the fans (geeks?), in their red and blue spandex and bald caps with evil grins, waiting in line for the opening. Warner Brothers doesn’t even offer the courtesy of an upgraded clock on their website.

Well, I guess the clock will stay. I will have a new clock up if they ever get around to making one available. Everyone that is waiting for the movie, and by some small, very minuscule chance, uses my blog to countdown the opening, just remember to subtract a whole 48 hours. Don’t want you to be late. :-)

I’m back, Jack; minus one.

Hello all. How do you top off a 5 grueling day work week? Take a 420 mile roundtrip to the city of your choice. In this case, my choice was the same it almost always is; Oklahoma City.

I left EARLY yesterday morning at 5:00am and just got back today at 2:00pm. The reason for the brief trip? My son, Anthony, is out of school. So, that means he gets to spend a whole week up there with everyone. Then, I get to do the whole roundtrip thing next week to pick him up, and then the following week, I get to do yet another roundtrip to San Antonio so he can spend time with his Mom. I feel like his personal chauffeur. :-)

Some may say, Mikey, you work for an airline. Why don’t you just fly? Believe me, I would, but it’s hard enough getting a seat these days as a paying passenger, let alone a lowly standby passenger such as myself. So, I drive. Plus, Anthony always has to take his CD’s and XBOX and DVD’s, not to mention his clothes. I’d have to pay for extra luggage fees. :-)

As much as it sounds like I’m complaining, I don’t mind. My Dad is the one who should be complaining. During the day, when everyone else is at work , he gets to watch 5 grandkids now, including Anthony. 2 of them are 2 and younger, so he has his hands full. He doesn’t complain though. He and Grandma, who still works, love having Anthony there. A plus? Quiet time for me. Blogging time, perchance?

Anyway, just letting everyone know I’m back. (sound of a crowd of 2 cheering) It will be intermittent, with work and my 2 more roundtrips coming up, but I’ll try to get something halfway decent up here soon.

I watched 2 hours this morning of the Today Show saying goodbye to Katie Couric. Maybe I’ll write something about that. Wait….I already did.

I did mention this would be intermittent, right? :-)

May 28, 2006

More Mel Gibson than you can shake a Twister at

hdr_tntlogo.gifpatriot_120.gifTNT2.gifTNT. “We Know Drama.” That’s their tagline anyway for the cable channel also known as Turner Network Television. They must also “Know Movies” too. In fact, they “Know” the same movies over and over again.

I just came off of working 3 (12 hour) days in a row. My company was kind enough to install Dish Network in all of the 50+ breakrooms we have there. Well, they mainly got tired of seeing the unsightly attennas hanging out of everyone’s door. There are five channels that seem to be consistently on, no matter what breakroom you are in. Those would be ESPN, The History Channel, The National Geographic Channel, The Discovery Channel, and of course, TNT. I would say TNT is the most morning watched network, followed by The National Geographic Channel in the afternoon. Yes, we are an educated bunch sometimes. :-)

I’ve discovered something over the course of the past 3 weeks, though. TNT loves Mel Gibson. Anything Mel Gibson. We saw a lot of him this weekend because of the movie “The Patriot.” The movie was shown, I’m sure, because it is Memorial Day Weekend. It’s a great movie and all, but I saw it 3 times this weekend just at work alone. Lethal Weapon is another biggie on TNT. Mel again.

It’s not just Mel Gibson. Any action hero will suit them just fine. You can also see various multiple showings of anything with Jet Li, or Steven Seagal. In fact, Steven Seagal, is second only to Mel in TNT appearences. Good action hero? Sure. Good martial arts technique? Well, if you consider a lot of kicking and slapping martial arts, then why not?

There is one movie that sits above all of them, though. Bigger than Mel? There can’t be, you say. One word: TWISTER. That film makes more appearences on TNT than pointed ears do at a Star Trek convention. I swear it has been on at least once every other day this week. Sure, it was another great movie, but I can only take so much of Bill Paxton and his tornadic sixth sense. Heck, it was made in Oklahoma. I even know an extra in the scene where the tornado hits the drive-in theater, and I’m still sick of it. Even now, I have visions of Helen Hunt playing around with her little fluttering “Dorothy” balls. :-) Yet, you look at the guys watching it, and it’s like they are seeing it for the first time. The first time TODAY, maybe. TNT should stand for TWISTER-N-TWISTER.

Now, DirectTV has those little commercials where they integrate their product into scenes from movies. And what is the one I see the most of? Bill Paxton in the flying cow scene from Twister. Is this my punishment for surviving while growing up in the middle of tornado alley?

Don’t worry folks; not going crazy here. It’s the stress of squeezing in 36 hours of work into 3 days. You’re probably thinking, “boy, for someone who worked 36 hours, you sure had a lot of time to watch television.” :-)

Finally, TNT does show some good stuff. That’s probably why it’s on all the time. By the way, have you seen the movie Twister? Good movie. You ought to watch it if you haven’t. In fact, switch to TNT. It’s probably on right now.